Two pounds of potatoes.
A whole pound of bacon.
Two cups of mayo.
Six eggs and an onion.
I should have stopped when I burned the bacon.
Or when I couldn't peel the hard boiled egg,
but I kept going
and I created a monster.
What could we do with it?
It had to be disposed of.
(Should I bring a flashlight? No. The neighbors might see.)
We didn't have a shovel
so we flung it amongst the trees.
In the ditch behind my house
lies four pounds of culinary carnage.
hahahahaha this is the best!!
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ReplyDeleteOkay, so I know you are going to look at me funny when we finally do meet, but I really like your blog!!!! Confession: Once I made a potato smoothie. I didn't have a potato masher or beaters, so I thought to myself, "I can put it in the blender!" Stupid. When you blend potatoes (apparently) they morph into stickiness. Gross. I will never live it down. Every time I make mashed potatoes, my husband askes "Do you want a potato smoothie too?" Ha ha.
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